just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
