No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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