ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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