Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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