I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I supernannyed him into submission
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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