Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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