her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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