oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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