help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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