As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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