Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
