I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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