Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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