how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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