like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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