She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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