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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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