I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
