O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
