do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
why is half of my head shaved?
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