The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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