Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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