He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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