? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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