whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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