So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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