I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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