what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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