so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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