thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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