My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I have aggressive nipples.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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