You're a womanizer and a bitch.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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