Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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