Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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