You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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