why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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