I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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