Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
