That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm sobbing to NWA
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
