I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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