when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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