Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
