North Korea, Best Korea!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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