I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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