Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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