sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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