new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I looked at my own cervix.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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