You're a womanizer and a bitch.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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