WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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