We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
honey bunches of taint.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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