Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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