got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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