NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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