I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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