how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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