Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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