I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We don't watch enough power rangers
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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