been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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