That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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