3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just found puke in my bra..
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm bleeding and have questions
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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