Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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