doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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